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1. Claims Fodder
noun. Adjuster, Expediters, or other Claims affiliated personnel regarded as likely to be metaphysically killed or mentally wounded in claims combat.
Herman has yet again been reduced to claims fodder after being scolded by a coustomer over the phone.
2. toxic liabilities
toxic liabilities: many large insurance companies set up special susidiary companies to deal with hight risk insurances so they can cut the loss of large insuranc claims affecting the main insurance companies.many had to deal with claims from thousands of people affected by toxic waste disposal affecting public health
toxic liabilities: recent collapse of many banks would have cut their losses if they followed examples of many insurance companies which collapsed more than a decade ago who set up companies to deal with huge losses arising out of large claims for toxic waste disposal affecting thousands of people's health.
3. Azerbaijan
Ok, time to address some of the idiotic claims about this country (probably written on this site by Armenians):

"Azeris think they're superior to others because they are Muslim/think Muslims are superior"
WTF? Azerbaijan is a secular state, and one of the least religious countries in the world. Most of Azerbaijan's population doesn't even pray or care about Islam. If anything, it's Armenians who think they are superior because they are Christian.

"Azerbaijan started a war against Armenia."
Wrong. The Armenians in the region of Nagorno-Karabakh (which belongs to, and is internationally recognized territory of, Azerbaijan) decided that being the majority in the area somehow meant that the area belonged to them, not to Azerbaijan. The Armenians also decided that just because they lived in that area gave them the right to occupy and annex not only Nagorno-Karabakh, but also 7 regions around it (where Armenians were NOT the majority). 20% of Azerbaijan remains under Armenian occupation to this day.

"Economically and politically, the country is a mess"
Speaking on political terms, yes, Azerbaijan is pretty corrupt (then again, so is Armenia, and so are most post-Soviet countries). Economically, however, Azerbaijan's doing just fine (much better than most post-Soviet states, i.e. Armenia). Don't believe me? Then check the GDP per capita of Azerbaijan, and compare it to other post-soviet states.

Azerbaijan beats most of them (including Armenia).
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4. Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims
If someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.
Examble of the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims

Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
5. pastatarian
One who claims to be a vegetarian but all they eat is carbohydrates.
Jen claims to be a vegetarian, but she dosent like vegetables, thus she is a pastatarian.
by Will Greenhalgh Jun 10, 2003 add a video
6. BlueMudMan
That homeless guy who lives outside the blockbuster and smells like feces, probably because he is covered in them, he can often be found in a state of intense thought-provoking rants about how aliens control the whether, how he has a golfinger, rats ate his penis, zombies live in his toilet (interesting considering homless people have no toilets) and claims to have the power to beat up the sky causing it to turn black and blue.
haha bluemudman is a homeless guy who lives outside the blockbuster and smells like feces, probably because he is covered in them, he often is in a state of intense thought-provoking rants about how aliens control the whether, how he has a golfinger, rats ate his penis, zombies live in his toilet (interesting considering homless people have no toilets) and claims to have the power to beat up the sky causing it to turn black and blue.
7. crusher
a jerk who is Danish and claims to be Swedish and is bent on taking over the world and stopping the world from being taken over

see mental and retard for more explainations.
Person1:That guy is such a jerk. He's Danish and claims to be Swedish and is always trying to take over the world although he's always trying to stop someone from taking it over.

Person2: Just call him a crusher.
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