Cucmber 

A very special friend who thinks you are hott, but you arent. This makes you a 'cucmbee'

Jess is my very special friend who thinks I am hot, but I'm not. She is my cucmber. And I am her cucmbee.

I am Jess's very special friend who things she is hot and she is. I am NOT her cucmber.

Cucmber by Clavus Torquis November 20, 2004

cucmber 

A Person who posts gay stuff in a discord chat. Who also posts pics of himself pissing.

Hey that dude is such a cucmber

cucmber by Anonymous3544 June 5, 2021

cucmber party 

were a bunch of girls gather around and fuck eachother with cucmbers

hey i totally came at that cucmber party last night

cucmber party by deadeyejunkie August 26, 2009

Larry, your favourite cucumber 

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Q-cumbersome 

When a word has too many Qs

All of these words are just too Q-cumbersome:
Albuquerque; equivoque; quaquaversal; querquedule; quinquagesima; quinquangular; quinquarticular;

quinqueangled; quinquedentate; quinquedentated;

quinquefarious; quinquefid; quinquefoliate; quinquefoliated;

quinqueliteral; quinquelobate; quinquelobared; quinquelobed; quinquelocular; quinquenerved; quinquennial; quinquennium; quinquepartite; quinquereme;

quinquesyllable; quinquevalve; quinquevalvular; quinquivalent; subquinquefid

Q-cumbersome by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 13, 2010

Cumberbooty 

The name for Benedict Cumberbatch's booty - everyone wants the Cumberbooty

Olivia wants the Cumberbooty

Grace needs the Cumberbooty

Matt Smith wasn't discreet about his love for the Cumberbooty

Cumberbooty by CumberCookie January 10, 2014

Greasy Cucumber 

When a bromance reaches an uncomfortable and an irreversible level.
~ Long, Slimey, and Green

Look at those two greasy cucumbers over there.

Lets play hide the greasy cucumber.

Greasy Cucumber by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017