193 definitions by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ
a divorced or separated father whose work schedule allows him to take custody of his kids only on Saturdays
He takes his kids to Playland, suffering the over-crowded, sticky-candy, ride-barfing fun - like the good Saturdaddy he is.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 11, 2014
I thought their Halloween decorations were wimpier than my dentist’s: a couple of paper jack-o’-lanterns and black cats, with some cobwebs stingily strewn about – never seen such a salloween.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 29, 2011
I try to consider all points of view, but generally don’t give much credence to the Fox-fax from the Ministry of Disinformation.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 24, 2013
His idea of calling a discount hardware store 'Pay-per-screw' was terrible but better, at least, than his plan to use the name for an escort service.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 16, 2009
You should never pump heavy weights without wearing a body belt – ‘cause you’ll only end up at the outta-whack-back quack, Jack.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 25, 2012
(1), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘energy’ / extra energy felt from drinking coffee, or eating chocolate-covered coffee beans
(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew
(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew
(1), I've been drinking espresso all morning and I’m buzzed with beanergy: ‘beanergized’.
(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.
(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 7, 2013
a wakeup hit of rock that gets one on his/her feet and able to compete with the other urban zombies for enough cans or whatnot to afford more crack
I recognized a guy who was once a top jock at school - now, crouched behind a dumpster, smoking his crack of dawn.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 17, 2013