a person who is absolutely hammered,locked, a mess, in a looban,really ridiculously drunk but merry all the same
dude, i was so unbelieveably cucumbered lastnight, i think i actually ate a whole cupboard of food!
by anniston February 15, 2010
When someone 'plays it cool'.
He/She cucumbered me. Didn't text for fucking ages and then, WHAM, got one...
by android81 December 17, 2014