cucumbering

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.

A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.

by @AronymouslyGay December 7, 2015

cucumbering

to finger someone, to be fingered

1)He was cucumbering me while I was against the tree.

by laura =) May 16, 2006

cucumbering

When a girl using a cucumber to pleasure herself and follows it by eating the cucumber.

Guy 1: Hey. See that half eaten cucumber over there?
Guy 2: Yeah. What about it?
Guy 1: Meghan cucumbered with that.
Guy 2: WHOA! You mean to say that was used for cucumbering!?!
Guy 1: You got it
Guy 2: Oh god I had a few slices of that in my salad

by Lee-bay April 13, 2009

Cucumber

A vegetable. That’s it, dirty minded fucks

I want a cucumber mate

by Kekadek January 6, 2019

Cucumber

Its a fucking vegetable, fricken pervs

Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks

by Stoverman October 13, 2019

Cucumber

An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment ;)

Me: Hey, you have a better use for this cucumber than I'd ever have.

You: No. No. No.

Me: Yes you do.

by Banana Joe The Second September 3, 2013

cucumber

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004