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Another word for a stick

Improved Definition: Snotrod is one of the four young street racers from the Disney/Pixar film, Cars. He is a 1971 Pro Street Plymouth 'Cuda, sporting a custom grill, "Hemi-orange" paint, phantom decals, Torque Thrust D rims, redline tires, a large blower with an over-sized air scoop, Zoomie exhaust pipes and orange under glows. Also his body style closely resemble that of the new Dodge Challenger concept car. Snotrod normally lags a few car lengths behind his pack buddies; Boost, DJ and Wingo to allow braking distance for his super-charged sneezes which tend to add on an uncontrollable burst of speed.

When a dude is doing well is tricked into saying something out of character because some little ring worm just blamed the black people for crimes he committed against the dude cos he’s a scum bag moron who just hates good people

Abbreviated DYFWMD, this is a phrase commonly used in place of "don't mess with me", but with a more traditional meaning of "leave my penis alone".

This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.

True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.

beaverjuice is a nickname for either the period discharge or cum of a female
beaver is slang for vagina so you can see where the term comes from

When you have a boner so big that you can see it through a guys pants from like 20 yards away.