Megan

Megan’s are bitches. They tend to be cruel gold diggers as well. They don’t care about other people’s feelings and they are completely two faced. Megan’s are materialistic, horny and worthless. Megan’s are untrustable, they will show you fake love until they get whatever it is they want from you. If you are a Megan’s friend, you really should think twice before you continue your life with a demon by your side.

“My girlfriend Megan took all my money and dumped me”

“I found out Megan was fucking my brother behind my back!”

Megan by Urban truth teller April 5, 2018

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Cruisin’ for a snoozin’

When someone does, is doing, or has done something that will inevitably lead to a nap or an early bedtime.

Jamie had her girlfriends visit for the weekend and they had a killer time. She stayed up way past her bedtime both nights and now that they’re gone, she’s going to lay on the couch and relax but we all know she’s cruisin’ for a snoozin’ and won’t last long before she’s asleep.

Cruisin’ for a snoozin’ by Spicy_Deluxe June 16, 2024

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Dorothy

A crazy girl that is usually Sat on the sofa reading through the definitions of names of people currently in the room.

A fuzzy happy little mush

I've just Dorothy'd myself

Dorothy by pico277 March 18, 2021

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wee spicy

A young, lithe female possessing a considerable degree of fuckability.

"Check out thae wee spicys" "What a wee spicy."

wee spicy by aldo1987 May 1, 2008

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SFBJ

Abbreviation for shower, food, blowjob

I'm tired. I want to get an SFBJ.

SFBJ by r0ger25 January 9, 2007

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FuckFock

FuckFock is where society sheep do silly dances and flex their iPhones and iOS 14 and other ridiculous stuff

Hey did you see iOS 14 has been released?
Yeah I did, now time to show it off on FuckFock and bully the fuck out of people who don't have iOS 14.

FuckFock by LiftsIY October 11, 2020

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aafke

Aafke is A one of A kind creaturen living in A country. Aafke is very flexible and kind, but don’t Get on her bad side. She won’t be angst very fast, but When She is angst, run. She will follow you to the end of the world Just to complain to you, to tell you That you’re An asshole without using That word. She recently became 16 and is very helpful, She will definitief deny that she’s A and Fa but She is proud of her pack of wolves as A True Alpha. And that’s Why she’s so Cool and Unique.

‘Aafke is so nice’
‘Yeah She totally rocks’

aafke by Danishaa October 23, 2017

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