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battered 

Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.
I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.
battered by jayseebee July 13, 2004

Downs to fuck

Look at that retard across the bar.... "she's downs to fuck"
Downs to fuck by Skeelz September 23, 2017

moose burger 

a womans vagina, originating from alaska. Preferably a woman who hasnt shaved down there in 10 years
1)having lived in the frigid alaskan climates, Sarah Palin has a enormous moose burger
2) Cindy McCain ate Sarah Palin's moose buger.
moose burger by R 2 DO ME December 31, 2008
1. adj. Any game(product) having the quality of being sold based on the renown of its developer for prior great achievements in their field only to have that preexisting good will thrown away so that said developer can go to Korea, gorge themselves on sushi, and then turn themselves into a mustachioed, karaoke-singing, beer swilling, hog-sweating, festering bag-of-shit replica of Jabba-the-Hut while on the dime of their paying subscribers and founders.

2. adj. Any game(product) having the quality of being billed as gone-gold which is released, not as a beta build, but as an alpha build in which a monthly fee is charged to receive "ongoing content".

3. adj. Any game(product) having the quality of being sold as having two modes of play in which support of one of the modes has been forsaken by the developer because a subscription fee is not charged for it after the purchase price of the box has been payed.

4. n. A flippant or uncaring remark given by the manufacturer of a product to angry consumers when said product, which was advertised as having two fully-functional modes, has support for one mode discontinued due to lack of "income stream".
Ex 1. "Hey man. You hear about that new game coming out? It's supposed to be made by the team that brought us (insert name of product of choice here)."

"Forget it dude. After their last release nobody believes the hype. They're totally Roper."

Ex 2. "Well they rushed it out the door to make as much money before people caught on. So you just KNEW it was gonna be Roper."

Ex 3. "I can't believe I paid good money for this goddamn box and now they won't even support it so that it's actually what I was promised! This is SO Roper!"

Ex 4. "Damnit! I bought the game because they said they had mutiplayer AND single player! Now they tell me I should just play multiplayer because it's essentially the same!?!? $^$(#@&^$(*#& "

"Lol... whatever dude... They never cared about single player cause it doesn't get them sub fees... You knew it was only a matter of time before they slipped you the Roper."
Roper by some weirdo March 10, 2008
n. A fun replacement for the word "slut". Non-shaming, and gender non-specific.
Did those two just leave the bar together, they met ten minutes ago?

Yep. Clearly they are about that SHAREBOX life.
Sharebox by elmoloveftl July 7, 2016

Trevored 

When you are bukkake' from a height of 3 metres by at least 6 guys and a horse, whilst hog tied
I have never seen someone trevored that hard
Trevored by Batmarn May 11, 2017
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