EXAMPLE:

Person 1: Who's that mean guy?
Person 2: That's God.
Person 1: Goddamn that bitch is mean?
Person 2: I don't think God will damn himself.
Person 1: He might..if he was stoned..
Person 2: Wanna slip him some dope?
Person 1:FUCK YES!!!
Person 2: All right!!
Person 1: Let's go.

~6 minutes later~
Person 2: Awww it didn't work.
Person 1: I though putting dope in his coffee was the way to go
Person 4: Not according to this *points at map*
Person 2: What happened to Person 3??
Person 3: djpgoejrt09eut-3joejrjee Person 1: He's the guy who drank the coffee. ~7 years later~ Person 1: I'[m so glad we had this baby together *nurses baby*
Person 2: What ever happened to God?
Satan: I put him in a cage.
Person 2: Really?
Satan: Oh yeah. And I spat on him.
Person 3: Well that's great.

XM is kicking some Sirius ass.

Sirius got own3d by XM.

This Sirius-ly sucks.

In caht room
XJohnyX: Hey dude, i slept with ur mom last night
Nerdwhosequeer: thats suptomically incorrect due to the stars positioning and the graphic displacement of the sun in duirect alignment of the moon
UncleJessie: hey f*cking nerd!if you dont stop talking like a nerd, I'll bytfu!!

1.)Actually I don't enjoy cupcakes, but I do like pieffins.

2.)I wish I had a pieffin...

Ranalyn, your cuteness is out of this world!

Hilberto