Poser Poor

A person who lies to collects welfare, free food, and free medical insurance while they actually are making more money then you. Poser poor are the people who go to food pantries so they can afford to get a new pool, jewelry, and expensive dinners.

I can’t believe they are poser poor.

Poser Poor by Booooomerrr! October 1, 2019

sucks to your assmar

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit

Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems

sucks to your assmar by juliuserving July 7, 2011

Shit Canvas

When one is covered in shit and another person draws with it on the others body

Bro my girlfriend wants me to shit canvas her

Shit Canvas by Kjsimpsons February 19, 2025

Compudown Syndrome

A condition in which one's motivation to overcome technological issues is hindered by the presence of a technically inclined individual within close proximity.

With Dacks in the office, several of the employees developed Compudown Syndrome and forgot that printers needed to be plugged in and turned on in order to operate.

Compudown Syndrome by Dacks_ October 16, 2008

Snooter magooter

Doing blow off a girls ass then she cums and you lif her up and drink the cum

Nick snooter magootered maddie after school

Snooter magooter by Matt.conner October 16, 2018

lanyssa

Most WONDERFUL girl. She will always make you smile when you're sad. She is very happy and energetic. She has a big tolerance for her crazy friends but at the same time she joins in on the fun. She can hold a long relationship even if you don't see each other every day. Every guy looks at her but only one can have her.

Oh my gosh he is lucky to have LANYSSA

lanyssa by molybutt14 January 25, 2015

48

It is when you apologize for committing 49 in the definition where you say something gay to your friends.

"I like your shirt. It makes you look really hot" "Dude! 49!" "Oh, my bad. 48, 48"

48 by Alex June 2, 2004

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