talk-texting

when someone refuses to pick up the phone and call you. instead they want to text the whole conversation.

hey what are you doing this weekend?
going to __ you?
im not sure i wanted to see what your doing we should figure something out.
um ok why don't you just call me instead of talk-texting me???

talk-texting by aniqueone July 7, 2010

Smalls

the best person in the whole entire world fuck everybody else only smalls

biggy smalls bitch

Smalls by ARIYAARIYA November 22, 2021

ROLF

Acronym for roll on laughing floor. It means the joke told was so funny even the floor was laughing.

Tom: How does Hitler like his juice?
Gary: How?
Tom: Concentrated.
/Earthquake
Gary: ROLF

ROLF by -AlexXx January 11, 2009

Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?

A lighthearted way of asking someone if an ongoing problem has yet been addressed. From a question asked President Barack Obama by his daughter, Malia, in regard to the disastrous 2010 British Petroleum / Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

"Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?" the farmer's wife asked her husband after he came back from trying yet again to get the neighbor's horses out of the cornfield.

Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy? by maximo hudson May 27, 2010

cambells

Originated in Tribeca/Da Village/ProspectHIghtes (Brooklyn & Manhattan) 2004

"DAmn that niggas cabells"

cambells by Mocha April 17, 2004

salty kretz

the name assigned to the object of one giving an other a "blow job"

the girl gave him a salty kretz last night after they were naked

salty kretz by marc brien June 17, 2005

Nice McMuffins

Anything that is particularly grand, or otherwise awesome in general.

Did you see that concert on friday? Nice McMuffins man!

Nice McMuffins by James May October 10, 2005

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