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Urban Dictionary

Most people with the name โ€œEisoโ€ most likely has a big penis. Most girls would probably would love to like him since his legs are pretty nice.
Hilton: do you see that Eiso fella?

Indra: What a lad

Lucas: *starts wanking*
Eiso by Rogesterful June 4, 2018

Crushosphere 

A secret inner universe of attractive people that one keeps in one's head, particularly about whom to fantasize. A more genteel alternative to a spank bank.
Benedict Cumberbatch has said some really dumb shit in the past, but I could never excommunicate him from my crushosphere.
Displaying the face of your hand in front of you in a wide-set confident manner, alluding to the five-finger-blessing of THE Rich Gannon.
Did you see the Gannon on that guy?
Gannon by Irish_dawg00 March 20, 2013
Stands for good-(g)nocchi and was first used in the 1980s when Italians started to use text speak.
Friend- gn :))
Friend2- thanks ๐Ÿ˜Š
Gn by Ilovegnocchi123 June 13, 2021

spamometer 

The feeling you get when approving several new members into a facebook group that allows marketers.
Ok hold on tight. About to approve 70 new requests! Turn on your spamometers!
spamometer by MonteBert September 30, 2013

beat break 

The need to take a 'break' while conversing with a friend, via telephone or instant messaging device, for the sole purpose of pleasuring your genitals. Afterwards you then of course resume activity with said friend.
Joey, this conversation is very riveting, but my blue balls are killing me. I need a beat break, brb!
beat break by LosrDogg August 17, 2009
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