If one is a sour patch kid, they are gay, and taste sour, like a fat person who just ran a mile.

dyslexic jamaican milkman

Repeatedly getting your pregnant girlfriend drunk in order to lose the baby.

An idiot. A big douche too. They usually are disliked by everyone, and often times smell like a garbage truck fucked a sewer pipe. A midpoit is someone who alot of the time doesn't understand sarcasm, and takes everything literally. They also are known to cheat on their partners (if they are lucky enough to get one in the first place).

When one rolls one tongue in such a way that it sprays spit much like a venomous snake

the worst wedgie in the world! it occurs when one is wearing thongs.