Sloan is the highest level of being friendzoned and is a very large unit of friendzoniness.
A normal friendzone is around .1 sloans.
Etymology:
A Dad Isn't the one who created the child. A
Dad is the one who takes that responsibility. He
goes out of his way even when that kid isn't
his. Sloan, you are my best friend and such an
amazing dad to hosanna! The most amazing
thing is she chose you. I hope one day you can
find a woman who will treat you as well as you
treat her. Crazy to co parent with someone
who's not my partner or her father, but here you
are. Our rock that holds our family together
Go bestfriend that's my best friend!