Urban Dictionary
Stale Spunk
Stale spunk is when a gay man spunks in your asshole and you leave it there to bake for a week and it becomes stale and smelly. If you leave it any longer than a week, your asshole will get infected with spunk worms and they will destroy your asshole. This is when I immediately suggest you get help from the Stale Spunk God.
Cody: Dad! I was on an elevator with a man called James. I asked him why I could smell stale spunk and he said "It's because I farted mate"
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.
Stale Spunk by JaydenFloyd94 December 28, 2021
Rare Rooster That is Big and Black
"hey dude check out my Rare Rooster That is Big and Black"
"damn dude it's soooo big and black and hard"
"there's soft roosters?"
"damn dude it's soooo big and black and hard"
"there's soft roosters?"
Rare Rooster That is Big and Black by iminhellplshelpahhh July 9, 2024
Talaijua
Talaijua is a wonderful person. One who will care for you like no one else. She’s the type of person who will check up on you daily to make sure you're taking good care of yourself. If you ever get to meet a Talaijua, keep her around!! Talaijua’s are kind souls with the most beautiful smiles. Don't take this description as reason to assume Talaijua’s are weak or soft though. Talaijua will be one of the strongest people you've ever met, and they'll stand up for their friends especially! Talaijua’s are meant to be cherished and loved, so if you know a Talaijua, remember to remind them that they're absolutely fantastic.
Talaijua by Popaperkorsum3000 November 22, 2021
Determined Dumbassery
A phrase used to describe a person who is extremely determined that they end up doing something stupidly past what they initially intended.
“He dared to point at sky and curse at god, not realizing he was facing the wrong way.”
“That, my friend, is what I like to call Determined Dumbassery.”
“That, my friend, is what I like to call Determined Dumbassery.”
Determined Dumbassery by OhMyGodWhy July 22, 2021
Blessing
Blessing is a name of a girl. Just like her name she is truly blessed. She is kind of sensitive but she can also fight back when needed otherwise she knows how to to fix problems ASAP. She is genuine,beautiful and funny. She is smart too. She is the definition of brains and beauty
Blessing truly is a Blessing