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Stale Spunk 

Stale spunk is when a gay man spunks in your asshole and you leave it there to bake for a week and it becomes stale and smelly. If you leave it any longer than a week, your asshole will get infected with spunk worms and they will destroy your asshole. This is when I immediately suggest you get help from the Stale Spunk God.
Cody: Dad! I was on an elevator with a man called James. I asked him why I could smell stale spunk and he said "It's because I farted mate"
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.
Stale Spunk by JaydenFloyd94 December 28, 2021

Rare Rooster That is Big and Black

pretty self-explanatory, but for more information, look up "big black cock"
"hey dude check out my Rare Rooster That is Big and Black"
"damn dude it's soooo big and black and hard"
"there's soft roosters?"

Flowsslia 

A sssniperwolf fanpage literally one of the sweetest people ever. She is the best and is So nice to her fans <3
I followed Flowsslia on tiktok
Flowsslia by Katie9293 January 4, 2022

Talaijua 

Talaijua is a wonderful person. One who will care for you like no one else. She’s the type of person who will check up on you daily to make sure you're taking good care of yourself. If you ever get to meet a Talaijua, keep her around!! Talaijua’s are kind souls with the most beautiful smiles. Don't take this description as reason to assume Talaijua’s are weak or soft though. Talaijua will be one of the strongest people you've ever met, and they'll stand up for their friends especially! Talaijua’s are meant to be cherished and loved, so if you know a Talaijua, remember to remind them that they're absolutely fantastic.
1 : Hey you seem Talaijua

2 : Yes she fine
Talaijua by Popaperkorsum3000 November 22, 2021

Determined Dumbassery 

A phrase used to describe a person who is extremely determined that they end up doing something stupidly past what they initially intended.
“He dared to point at sky and curse at god, not realizing he was facing the wrong way.”
“That, my friend, is what I like to call Determined Dumbassery.”

Blessing 

Blessing is a name of a girl. Just like her name she is truly blessed. She is kind of sensitive but she can also fight back when needed otherwise she knows how to to fix problems ASAP. She is genuine,beautiful and funny. She is smart too. She is the definition of brains and beauty
Blessing truly is a Blessing
Blessing by anonymous January 15, 2023
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