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Urban Dictionary

Moonbeams 

An exclamation used when something is completely unbelievable or nonsense.
Marta: Did you hear that the president outlawed breathing?

Alexis: That's moonbeams!
Moonbeams by KerryF June 18, 2020

jauhared 

To destroy someone so badly, inflicting so much pain and suffering that the person voluntarily decides to jump into their own funeral pyre. Originates from the Indian practice of "jauhar", where a wife would jump into a funeral pyre when her husband dies, made popular by the 2018 film Padmavat. But jauhared or jauharing is used in a lighter context, for instance, when your sports team beats their rivals with a dominant performance.
Wow, the Golden State Warriors jauhared the Chicago Bulls 143-94.

Damn, the nawabs of Sunrisers Hyderabad are jauharing the Rayajasthan Royals
jauhared by linguistiky May 24, 2018
Sick of meeting on Zoom, let's Mooz in your back yard.
Mooz by Red Yankee May 9, 2020
Fish is a troute
Mr.Toe: Fish, tu es une troute
Troute by Dr.Todd February 7, 2022
An acronym for "oh my fucking stars", OMFS is commonly uttered by buttpirates, furfaggots, and neckbearded basement-dwellers to express surprise.

The neckbearded may also use "OMFS" as an acronym for "oh my fucking science" or "oh my fucking Satan" because "stars" are perceived as insufficiently secular, despite the fact that neckbeards believe that our molecules came from exploding stars, and that monkeys and fish fucked each other to create yo bitchass.

Although "OMFS" is generally used to express surprise, atheists also use it to express their hatred of christfags and our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. Of Nazareth.

Yes, that Jesus Christ.
OMFS! Let's have teh gay buttsects!

OMFS! Did you see that furry's throbbing, black furcock?!

OMFS! Dawkins damn it.
OMFS by Cockfuck McGhee October 25, 2010
A person who listens to Gunge music, this style of music started in around 1988 and originated in Seatle. common icons of Grunge music include Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Mudhoney, Alice n Chains , Smashing Pumpkins and Sonic Youth. Grungers mostley act in a kind and laid back way, not careing about much. They also often feel the world is run by the media and that its not what you achive thats important but how you achive it. Grungers generaly wear any clothes that are comfortable but some common styles include unbrannded clothes, ripped jeans, flannle shirts and baggy jumpers, although, clothes are unimportant to most Grungers and they often say that yuo shouldn't follow trends because it makes you more boreing.
'Look at that guy, why is he dressed like that? and why does he listen to that music?'

'he's a Grunger'
Grunger by WEckersley October 27, 2008