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A foreign land up North where an elusive species dwell. The rare, and endangered Canadian. In their veins runs the purest of the maple syrups. Luckily, these creatures are unusually docile, as the entire hate of The Canada is stored in the geese that run rampant all over the world. They are the only creature that don't need a passport.

If you happen to encounter a Canadian in the wild, immediately exclaim "Ope!". Now they will recognize you as one of their own. As they general prefer discussing hockey and moose above all other topics, be sure to only talk to them about these topics or they might sic a goose on you. Be warned and good luck traveler.
Susy: "My family is venturing up north to The Canada this summer, I hope to see a Canadian."
Todd Md: " Be sure to take great care not to anger a Canadian, those darn geese are ever so vicious."
by Dr.Todd February 2, 2022
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A foreign land up North where an elusive species dwell. The rare, and endangered Canadian. In their veins runs the purest of the maple syrups. Luckily, these creatures are unusually docile, as the entire hate of The Canada is stored in the geese that run rampant all over the world. They are the only creature that don't need a passport.

If you happen to encounter a Canadian in the wild, immediately exclaim "Ope!". Now they will recognize you as one of their own. As they general prefer discussing hockey and moose above all other topics, be sure to only talk to them about these topics or they might sic a goose on you. Be warned and good luck traveler.
Susy: "My family is venturing up north to The Canada this summer, I hope to see a Candian."
Todd Md: " Be sure to take great care not to anger a Canadian, those darn geese are ever so vicious."
by Dr.Todd February 2, 2022
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An adjective slightly less valuable then crackling, but still valid.
Mr.Toe: Fishh, this whiteboard marker is truly crispy
Fish: Indeed it truly is, you would know, my Toe Man ;0
Mr.Toe: (Nestles his many toes into the sand) Do you recall the war of 3057?
Fish: Yes indeed, my good sir, you truly fought valiantly.
Mr.Toe: YessSs ( flicks tongue)
Fish: (suducively bites lip) your toes are looking positively radiant tonight, my Toe Man.
Mr. Toe: (Withdrawing his toes from the sand and gently caressing them) why thank you, I cleansed them last night.
by Dr.Todd February 3, 2022
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Mr.Toe: Fish, tu es une troute
by Dr.Todd February 7, 2022
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Like seductive, but infinitely shrexier.
Fish: My good sire, your toes are looking positively seducive as they shine in the moonlight tonight.
Mr. Toe: Indubitably

Fish: ( gazes at the flock of swine swaying gently in the breeze, one drifts down to suckle gently on Mr.Toe's toes)
Mr.Toe: Scat mere swine, you aren't holy enough to caress my toes.
Swine 1: (gasps in Swine)
by Dr.Todd February 7, 2022
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A more intense version of "crispy"

If something is defined as crackling, it is automatically superior to all other objects and beings.
A synonym to crackling is j'aime.
Mr.Toe: That troll ball is seriously crackling
Fish: Yes, Toe Man, indeed it is.
Mr.Toe: YEssSssSs
Fish: mmm, Toe Man, we shouldn't
Mr.Toe: oH, but it feels so right.
by Dr.Todd February 3, 2022
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