A companion book to Stalin's Bible

One of immense strength
Can see things others dont

The biggest bullshit hole full of fake,deluded,selfish brats who have never heard the word no in their lives! these kids leave school thinking that they are superior to everybody who was less privileged or couldn't afford private education,simply because this is how they were trained to think! They also seem to think that public school kids all envy them for some unknown fucking reason and their vein attempt to make people think that they're not snobs is absolutely pathetic and everyone can see through this stupid little act of theirs! Now before all the riverboat boarding school girls and rugby jock boys think that I'm just some "jealous" scumbag or as some of them would like to use the term "knacker" they would be highly mistaken, as much as it disgusts me I'm a private school attendee! I was transferred from a public school and I'm telling you the free education alternative is a far better idea as you get the chance to meet all sorts of people not just the typical upper middle class who drive big cars and live in the suburbs! Now don't get me wrong I am very privileged but unlike some of the shits I go to school with I don't think it makes me better than those who perhaps can't afford what I have! So yeah basically my point is that private schools are just genuine shitholes!

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A mathematical equation defining the properties necessary to sell out your friends, whilst looking devstatingly handsome throughout.

Barnacle:

A person who attaches themselves to a team and sees games by filtering out free ticket offers from ticket holders, whales, who can't go.