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Tim Hortons 

Canada's version of Starbucks. Unfortunatly Canadain Tim Hortons investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corparation (no Wendy's didn't purchase them, Tim Hortons owned a parent company Tims Donught Stores in the US who also had connections to Wendys. When TD Stores went under Tim Hortons CEO and investors made a deal with Wendys to keep the Tim brand in the United States, Investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corp.) Starbucks would domonate Canada, but when Tim Hortons joined with Wendys they went on a store opening spree across Canada with all there surplus money( they did this around the same time Starbucks entered the Canadian market)
American visting Canadian relative: "hey wanna go to starbucks with me?"
Other Canadian: "eww Starbucks is American, Americans corparations suck! They are trying to take over Canada EHHHH? EH EH EH? EH!!!! I ONLY eat at Tim Hortons"
American visting Canadian relative: "excuse me? Starbucks rocks"
Tim Hortons by Jenna May 21, 2006
Politically Correct to the Core. A word or phrase or sentence that does not offense anyone no matter what.
Wishing "Happy Holidays" instead of Christmas Holidays because it may offense believers or other religions of non believers.

Wish you a Happy Holiday is a very PoCoCo statement.
PoCoCo by yourdivyan October 21, 2009
Fat, jealous loser. Used to denote loyal followers of the Regretsy.com blog, from an incident where a victim of the site started a Facebook group called "Regretsy is For Fat, Ugly, Jealous Losers".
The FJL army was in full swing after that attack on Dancing Dror!
FJL by degenecle December 7, 2011
"Dude I just raked that shit hard"

Earsnot-Pimp Graffiti artist had used this in his infamy doc. Please feel free to watch "infamy" on youtube
Rak by Mr.SquirrelNuts June 1, 2011

Shit sheets 

Toilet paper.
We need to buy more shit sheets
Shit sheets by Wicked Mainah July 26, 2016

Tank Mode 

When in emotional pain you dont show any emotion until you are over the situation,
John: She just broke up with me dude...
Mike: Dude that sucks, I'm sorry.
John: Yeah, I'm going into Tank Mode
Tank Mode by Willrodg January 30, 2010
i dropped a load with my wet noodle on that chicks poon
Poon by hty June 12, 2003
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