an influential (albeit malevolent) Internet personality who’s shtick consists of provoking the public and offending the world on religion,
politics, celebs and literally everything and shows zero remorse for it as nothing truly matters to J himself. Grimes is notorious for being brutally honest and being the Jack of all trades; no one like the sinful son himself
J Grimes truly is
da wickedest 🤙
People hate to admit he’s right about everything, that celebrities are stuck up and that breaking morality is what gets you to the top aside from
1% luck, they like
truth until you throw it in their
face. J grimes is the rapper that teaches that rebellion is acceptable and that it’s in our nature and that famous people are just as shitty as the rest of us
J likes to corrupt things and juniorize them, like making parodies of songs and causing people to turn on
one another cuz it’s fun, if there’s
music and dancing then junior grimes is for
sure to be nearby
*people at synagogue enjoying ceremony*
J grimes: *shows up undetected*
J grimes: alright it’s showtime!
Jews: *suprised
pikachu face*
J grimes: who wants pork chops? >:)
Jews: RUN! somebody stop him!
J Grimes: too late......
Everyone there: *panics and screams in agony*
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The illicit yet infamous J grimes is the ugly truth of humanity and the beautiful
lie at the same time
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Teacher: alright class who here can name one of the worst dictators in history?
Student 1: uh adolf hitler?
Student 2: junior grimes?
Teacher: well, you didn’t have to go that far, looks like there’s no competition when it’s the infamous j grimes
Classroom: .....woaw
Student 1: oh yeah I forgot about him
Teacher: don’t mention his name, it’s forbidden
J grimes: duh! Who tf you think your referring to?
Students: *facepalm*
