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Peen screen 

A green screen used for your penis. Why send a regular dickle pickle when you could send a picture of your dick climbing a mountain or holding a lightsaber?
I’ve been using the peen screen to sext.
Peen screen by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

snow shuzzle

The droppings that come off your shoe, when you come in from shoveling , typically dirty and slimy. Mothers usually stop you at the door and are conflicted whether to thank you for shoveling , or yell at you for leading a trail of snow shuzzle in the house.
Mom: (cleaning while son is shoveling)
son:(walks in) Mom! i finally finished shoveling out the driveway!
Mom:Thanks son, wait is that snow shuzzle u tracked in the house?
Son: mom ! it took my 2 hours to shovel! give me a break!
Mom: (fustrated what to say, looks down Nd walks away.) whispers fustrated- thank you..
snow shuzzle by bostonbitch January 23, 2011
Howlin' Pelle Almqvist (from The Hives) is the genious.

It comes from a mistake in an interview, which he quickly improvised over. Here:
"How do you spell The Hives?" - Interviewer
"G-E-N-I-O-U-S" - Pelle
" And how do you spell genius?" -Interviewer
" T-H-E H-I-V-E-S!" - Pelle.
genious by TheLostDude December 31, 2004
bullmit - any transparently obvious misrepresentation of fact that is trumpeted loudly and repeatedly with conviction and force with the intent of pandering to provincial idiots, racists, and other limited entities; a lie, especially one that is obvious and which flies in the face of conventional wisdom and or documented fact, particularly when employed for political gain.
I can't believe she is still giving speeches in which she refers to his birth in Kenya, what bullmit!
bullmit by Macrovertigo October 18, 2012

nigger-lipping 

Highly prejudiced description of placing ones' lips entirely around the open mouth of a bottle or canteen, thus opening the possibility of backwash.

Comes from an old stereotype that black people have lips that form a perfect circle and are thusly perfectly adapted.
Dude, quit nigger-lipping the pepsi!
nigger-lipping by ke6isf October 15, 2004

Muzhamil 

Usually slick with charming ladies at anystore any age.. handsome, he knows how to persuade his way. Not considered an intellectual person. Loves to talk to much about the same topics over and over and If he has sisters...He becomes a mama bear and protects them and it comes across obsessive and odd at times. He's only good for a one night stand. Don't EVER think is really committed to just you OR will commit to you. Immature but sweet and kind and generous.
"Dude...your such a Muzhamil.... Always talking on your phone and driving around checking girls...There's more to life than that."
Muzhamil by S.jamal6years June 1, 2021
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