bullmit

bullmit - any transparently obvious misrepresentation of fact that is trumpeted loudly and repeatedly with conviction and force with the intent of pandering to provincial idiots, racists, and other limited entities; a lie, especially one that is obvious and which flies in the face of conventional wisdom and or documented fact, particularly when employed for political gain.

I can't believe she is still giving speeches in which she refers to his birth in Kenya, what bullmit!

by Macrovertigo October 18, 2012

bullmitt

same as bullshit, but fluffier and less meaningful.

Really, Mitt Romney said that? Yes, but it is all a bunch of bullmitt.

by jryan September 22, 2012

bullsitting

The act of making up an excuse, such as babysitting, to get out of doing something else.

Me: Hey Katie, do you want to come hangout?

Katie: Ummmm no I can't. I have to uhhh, babysit my sister.

Me: Maaan, you ain't babysitting, you're bullsitting!!!

by valvenus November 23, 2011

Bullsit

BULLSIT
/bʊl.sɪt/
vulgar slang
noun
1.
some shit Klaudiusz made up
verb: bullsit; 3rd person present: bullsits; past tense: bullsitted; past participle: bullsitted; gerund or present participle: bullsitting
Origin:21st century
2.
When you can't stand the utter bullshit one has said.

"Amina said Sophia's puns are fucking shit."
"Oh my god, she needs to close her mouth, there's shit coming out. Such bullsit."

by Artillee November 1, 2017

Bullmeth

The words bullshit and meth combined

That’s some fucking bullmeth motherfucker!!!

by CADEN AKA BEAST MODE GAMER December 10, 2018

Bullpited

Getting bullied out of an establishment I.e school, college, military training

Man Joe was doing so well in basic but the other recruits bullpited him out

by Spanishcheeg August 20, 2017

bullitener

Someone who will nonstop post bulletins on myspace. Usually one does not have a life and makes it a full time profession to incriminate or embarrass themselves.

i will tell everyone how i maturbated 10 minutes ago god i am such a bullitener.

by Nilsson February 24, 2008