what my mom calls me when i don't cachro var good enough for her high indian standards

Jacking off until your dick becomes red and wrinkly.

Palm Wine is a slang word for semen or cum

being beyond ridiculous to the point of offense

A charismatic womanizer who often means well, but ends up selfishly running away from his responsibilities. He often lands in trouble, as if he has a target on his back the size of Tiger Stadium, but no matter what situation he ends up in he always escapes by the skin of his teeth. Although he can be selfish at times, he is undyingly loyal, and would never leave a friend behind. He is also very prone to making creative jokes in and out of stressful situations.

A word frequently mis-pronounced by complete morons as Sub-sid-er-ary. Get a clue idiot, that's not even a word.