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bob long 

a brand of paintball markers made for tards who think they're cool and who think they need more than others to be cool
Look at Coty and his new Bob Long, what a douche!
bob long by !THOR! September 1, 2008
An awesome guy (goose) that makes youtube videos about drifting in video games and puts smiles on people's faces

Did I mention that he has a Thrustmaster setup?
Person1: You saw Goosiest on youtube?
Person2: Yeah bro, I love that guy!
Goosiest by kusazo82 November 8, 2022

longjohns 

Long underpants worn in the cold to keep the legs warm.
I'm wearing longjohns because it's snowing.
longjohns by KD5PBO July 21, 2008
A lard ass mother fucker who smokes lots of weed and plays video games.
Stop being a Tj you dumb fuck.
Tj by Your daddy is black January 7, 2017
The braided pubes dangling from the bottom of a man's scrotum; usually hanging out of shorts, varying in length.
Dude, you're flist is hanging out of your shorts. You better tuck it back in.
flist by bsu1217 November 13, 2011

Nurse Thiccums 

That thicc nurse (usually older)from the emergency department who tries to hook up with all the firemen, paramedics and goonz (police)
Did you hear that the rookie hooked up with Nurse Thiccums?
Nurse Thiccums by KingMouse October 13, 2021
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