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Xaverious 

Rare skin disease found in third-world countries,caused by eating unwashed sand. Symptoms are blurred vision, heart palpitations, and rectal itching.
"Dr. Watson, I presume you know that this is one nasty case of Xaverious!"
Xaverious by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Schmeckus 

Prepared hand-held food spilled from a wrapper while being eaten. (popularized by "Man v. Food" television host Adam Richman)
"Leaning forward against the counter on your elbows while eating an Italian beef sandwich means that schmeckus falling from the wrapper hits the counter or floor and not you."
Schmeckus by DwightUrban December 27, 2008

swimming the river gia 

origin: a homage to both the river styx and America's most notoriously drugged out late-70s supermodel, Gia Carangi

definition: using IV drugs recreationally. also see slamming
"High? For fucks sake, she's been swimming the river gia since she met the needle"

Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.
"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"
Meat Beating by Mark2791 December 16, 2008

abbreviationless 

University of Wisconsin-Platteville.
Out of State Student: Hey, what's the abbreviation of University of Wisconsin-Platteville?

Campus Resident: It doesn't have one, the Dean destroyed it. Its abbreviationless.
abbreviationless by Bob Jones34 November 19, 2010
She's such a Cl
Cl by EclecticMess January 2, 2018
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