Yo mama's so fat, it took 500 pages just to fit her in Guiness
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran for congress, she represented 10 states
Yo mama's so fat, she auditioned for Terminator 3 and got the part as the human resistance
Yo mama's glases are so thick, she starts fires everytime she reads
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to wear sunglasses to look in the mirror
Natural Insemination. Insert a man's penis in tou a woman Vaginalk cavity. After forty thrust the man ejaculates in the recepient. The person is to help a lesbian couple or a single woman conceive. Pro bono. Not done for malicious person. Recepient want to comn\nceive a child
I NI'd Yvette for four cylces before she finally got pregnant. Lesbian couple looking for NI donor that is D/D free
n. - the nap babies take when breast feeding. These often only last for the time period during direct contact with the boob, however may be skillfully parlayed into a full crib nap by a series of deft maneuvers.
Dad: Did the little boo get a nap today?
Mom: No he only boob snoozed for about 15 minutes.