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Something not everyone needs, which is a stigma pushed by society. I'm sure many like them, but I just don't see the hype or worth. Kids are characterized (by me) as annoying, noisy, whiny, and cringy. Thankfully, you can avoid having them if you sterilize your wife. See examples of people not wanting them.
*Example A
Me: "I don't want Kids and I want a wife who agrees and wants to be sterilized to protect from having such monsters"
*Example B
Mr. Waternoose from the 2001 computer-animated movie Monsters Inc:
"There is nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child, a single touch will kill you!"
Kids by REDBOSS2008 August 3, 2024
Jwtfd
Sarah: I am so depressed.
Sam: ya I jwtfd
jwtfd by I_want_to_die_so_bad May 21, 2020

Toilet Paper 

Something unnecessary during the 2020 coronapocalypse. Ok, people were quarantined, but Corona was NOT a shitting disease. People went vicious for toilet paper, scratching and clawing and in some places, even stabbing each other to get a fucking piece of paper to wipe their ass with.
Girl #1: What’s that scratch on your face from?

Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.
Toilet Paper by Sophia Duarte March 18, 2020
random waves of horniness, literally
I'm a Leo person, I have RWOH all the time.
RWOH by umaturbian April 14, 2020
Often used to describe someone who is awesome, insane, cool, 1337, loveable, sexy, and hates ratsex
OMG OMG dued, yuo are liek, sooooo Cless right now maen!!!
Cless by Blah August 29, 2003
Enjia is a very nerdy and fierce girl if you first met her. However, if you get to know her, you will know she is a nerd but she is quite good at gaming. She also has a sense of humor even know it is mean and rude most of the time.
Enjia's sister is so funny.
Enjia by HithereImHappy October 6, 2020
A jock is someone who is very athletic and doesn't care about others. I don't recommend being a jock.

The jockyest names are : Andrew, Nate, Drew, Jonis, Harry, Allen
That man is such a jock.
Oh, don't be a jock.
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