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A form of baiting that substitutes engagement with pathologization. Instead of addressing arguments, the Grassbaiter diagnoses the speaker: "touch grass," "take your meds," "you need therapy," "go outside." The term derives from the classic "touch grass" insult—meaning you're so online you've lost touch with reality—but extends to any attempt to frame the other person as mentally unwell, socially maladjusted, or psychologically broken. Grassbait isn't about exchanging ideas; it's about disqualifying the person having them. The goal is to make the target defensive, to cast doubt on their sanity, and to position the baiter as the healthy, normal one. It's disagreement by diagnosis, argument by armchair psychiatry.
"I spent weeks researching and writing a detailed critique of a harmful policy. First comment: 'You need to touch grass and get off Twitter.' That's Grassbait—not engaging with a single point, just pathologizing my existence. My research becomes 'proof' I'm mentally ill. Checkmate by diagnosis."
Grassbait by Abzugal February 24, 2026

bumper cunting 

Lots of aggressive sizzering that leads to vaginal brushing and bleading.
Mom. I'm going out for a night of bumper cunting. I will be back later with minor bruising. "MOM" WHAT!!!
bumper cunting by marshn115 May 11, 2015
A very cool person. Prolly someone who has a huge growth spurt after 8th grade.
Very talented artist. Also likes to make lofi beats. Boys may sometimes be attracted to him.
There was a guy in my class who was attracted to Wetso.
Wetso by Cris(Tiano) January 24, 2022
A situation during gaming when the FPS drops very low, causing game footage to look choppy and stuttery. In most situations, it becomes hard or immposible to play while lagging.
I'm not terrible, I was just lagging!
lag by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022
U kina dum

Itss john I knoe how to speel >:(
Person 1: jhon
Person 2: ur dum
Jhon by NeonLynxx_ August 12, 2021

pirate hooker 

-when someone does something that is totally skanky, they are called a pirate hooker
Cathy - "hey i just hooked up with this guy from the mall."
Sue - "what was his name?"
Cathy - "dunno."
Sue - "You're such a pirate hooker!!"
pirate hooker by reve January 7, 2006

dick torch 

A general term used to identify both a bodily function that burns and a homosexual act. Used mainly on US Naval Vessels.
Man alive I have some kind of dick torch going on tonight it burns like a son of a bitch.

That guy is such a dick torch, he reminds me of Regis Philbin.
dick torch by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005
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