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Meatstick 

A guy who mentions his body fat percentile in the first 5 minutes of conversation.
Introduction of a Meatstick: "Hi, how are you. My name is Chris. I like car racing, going to the gym, lifting weights, my motorcycle, rock concerts and Justin Timberlake. My body fat percentage is 10%. I'm looking to meet a nice girl who likes long walks on the beach, riding bareback and cooking."
Meatstick by Mary Mac May 3, 2007
The star of the Devil May Cry series and the biggest badass in videogame history. The inevitably fucked-up DMC2 destroyed his image, making his incredible return to form in DMC3 all the more sweet. His only rival is Sol Badguy from the Guilty Gear series.
"This party's gettin' crazy!"
Dante by Demonhead June 24, 2005
A practice often used at sporting events.

It's an attempt to jinx your opponent by openly calling the match in their favor or by predicting doom and failure for your own team, saving face in case you lose, whilst simultaneously allowing you to be incredibly smug in victory and thereby fulfilling the anti-jinx.
American fan - Bro, it's obvious, Canada is totally winning this!
Canadian friend - Fuck off Matt, everybody knows what you're doing, stop trying to anti-jinx it.
anti-jinx by Haas47 November 24, 2022

Hand Umbrella 

Putting your hand on your forehead in a way to block out the sun.
"Dang, I can barely move my arm after that Giants game today. It went into extra innings and the sun was so bright I had to pull out my hand umbrella."
Hand Umbrella by Devinsdman September 29, 2009

Fenching 

Playing or doing something excessively , in particular Video games grinding away with no exposure to sunlight and destroying relationships, gaming goals are all that matter!
Sam and josh are fenching call of duty this weekend, don’t not expect to see them leave their rooms!
Jaden is a extremly funny and beautiful girl. Her brown eyes are gorgeous but she doesn’t care about her appearance. She loves her friends and family with a ferocity. She is extremely dirty minded and is super popular. Jaden is pretty smart but doesn’t brag about it to everyone. She’d rather be at home curled up into a ball watching Netflix or blasting music than hanging out at a bar or something. She is a homebody. Most everyone that meets her loves her. Jaden has been hurt before by those closest to her, so she keeps her guard up. She acts tough but is the sweetest girlfriend and is a really great french kisser. Many guys are crushing on her hard.
Guy #1: Hey look at that girl. She’s gorgeous.
Guy #2: That’s definitely a Jaden.
Jaden by smellycatmadeline April 22, 2019