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sammeridge 

The way Kayla Taylor spells and pronounces sandwich.
I'm going to make a peanut butter and jam sammeridge.
sammeridge by KaylaTaylor August 31, 2018
The zibot is a long forsaken creature that posses one human at a time. It has existed for thousands of years and can clearly be tracked in history by the bible and other sources. The current "zibot" will never know why they are in fact a zibot, and if the current zibot were to finally unravel the great mystery of the zibot, then zibot would no longer exist. He is out there, please keep your head up, he is normally harmless, but if agitated can become extremely dangerous.
Fred: "Hey did you see zibot the other night?"

Walter: "AHAHA omg yes I did, I saw him raping that roadkill"

Fred: "Haaaaa Ha"
zibot by GodZILLLER July 4, 2012

speedwaddle 

speedwaddle, verb; An obese person's attempt to propel themself by shifting thier weight from side to side and leaning forward without concern for persons or property in thier path.
I was nearly bulldozed when some gargantuan 500 pounder decided to speedwaddle through me to get to the cookies in Wal-Mart!
speedwaddle by Kowulz May 24, 2007

schmegma lips 

(n) the white shit that gathers in the corners of one's mouth after eating stank rotten pussy or sucking dry dirty dick
Wipe your mouth before you hit the bowl Todd, you have shmegma lips!
schmegma lips by todd murphy May 13, 2005
1. n. A man's composure or chill factor.
Dude, don't be so harsh on my mellow.
mellow by oboeramen January 15, 2008

Knippers 

To mis-pronounce knickers, such as in the play Bouncers...
Jack: And the elastic of her knippers snapped in the night?
Scott&Calum&Andy: KNIPPERS?
Knippers by LordBlunkey June 18, 2004
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