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The zibot is a long forsaken creature that posses one human at a time. It has existed for thousands of years and can clearly be tracked in history by the bible and other sources. The current "zibot" will never know why they are in fact a zibot, and if the current zibot were to finally unravel the great mystery of the zibot, then zibot would no longer exist. He is out there, please keep your head up, he is normally harmless, but if agitated can become extremely dangerous.
Fred: "Hey did you see zibot the other night?"

Walter: "AHAHA omg yes I did, I saw him raping that roadkill"

Fred: "Haaaaa Ha"
zibot by GodZILLLER July 4, 2012
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tribot is an ancient creature that has been thriving since the beginning of mankind. Its presence is extremely significant, and can be found in many historical events. The tribot is found in the bible and in the ancient mayan calendars. The tribot can only possess one human at a time and blends in quite well with society. Be aware as the tribot is always on the move, and could be right beside you. The tribot is typically well behaved but be extremely cautious because if provoked and agitated it can become lethal.
Walter: "Hey, did you see tribot yesterday at the zoo?"

Fred: "AHAH Yes I cant believe how zibot snuck into the elephant cages and raped the newborn elephants in front of the catholic school field trip!"

Walter "THRIVE!"
zibot by king of chipmunks July 4, 2012
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A clone manufactured by the Israeli government.
Michal: I’m starving let’s get something to eat
Avi: beep boom beep

visual confusion
Michal: Dont mind him, he’s just a ziobot
Ziobot by Aluh August 27, 2020
A blond girl who's not really smart and normally lives in a farm in the mountains. She loves working in her "stoll"
- hey zirotzen you are a real stoller
zirotzen by Stollord November 28, 2021
A zombie with fucking robot parts.
Zombie + Robot = Zobot.
Man, that motherfucking zobot chainsawed me.
zobot by Juicebox Productions March 6, 2007
Born 18 September 1974, West Coast Rapper, lived in Detroid till his mother passed away when he was nine. Started rappin at 10 and at 14 he got into trouble so he got removed from his home. Eventually he found himself with Snoop, Dre & Eminem and they became good friends.He is also presenting Pimp my Ride on MTV. Also known as X to the Z or X.
I stay strong where there right or wrong
Trough the Struggle, I will live on
X-Zibit - Back to the way it was
X-Zibit by NASA Pimp April 21, 2006
Zobot another name for Zoey

Also known as (Zozo, Zowie)

Zoey is me! Z is for ZOEY and that makes me proud!

I am Zoey and this zoey is a good mom who spends time doing mom like

things. I Kick box for fun and add a little zingy Zoey finesse to all my

kick boxing moves. I might be found in a Zombie apocalypse but I would just

assume they were cannibals and "HEY WE ALL HAVE TO EAT RIGHT" I am a lefty

which gives me some bragging rights to being "UNIQUE" I also have greenish

eyes which is kind of "UNIQUE" When I am not doing mom things I am probably

picking up my trusty ax and learning to JAM. If the cannibals are coming at

least maybe I can play them a nice tune while they dine.
STOP! ZOBOT! STOP!
zobot by thatstu8ffdefined March 1, 2017
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