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Connie’s are the most incredible women you’ll ever meet. They are beautiful, funny, sarcastic at times and lovely. They always care for the others more than for herself. Connie’s never has a bad intention and can be crazy sometimes. You perhaps find a Connie and if you find one like mine, don’t let her go. She will always be there for you and also make you laugh like no other.
- She is so lovely and beautiful. I love her

- What’s her name?

- Connie

Dorottya 

A person who has no idea what's happening but goes with it.
She/He/Them is a complete dorottya.
Dorottya by Okeveryone April 18, 2020

napoleon dynamite 

only the best movie ever
'ur mom goes to college...'
'tina u fat lard come get ur dinner!'
'i'll bake her a cake or sumfing'
'fricken idiot, gawd!'
'a 12-gage, whaddaya think!?'
'i shot like 50 of them, what would you do in that situation!?'
napoleon dynamite by jenna rae June 20, 2005
The kind of guy who will laugh at anything due to his humour being so broken, and will spurt out with random sex acts he found on urban dictionary
Oh that's so Charlie
Stop acting like such a charlie
Charlie by Bskills November 19, 2020
Pertaining to or characterized by comedy; having qualities or elements that are humorous or intended to entertain and amuse. It is often used to describe situations, performances, or individuals that incorporate or relate to comedic aspects or styles.
Example usage: "The play had a comedical tone that kept the audience laughing throughout the performance."
comedical by shaizu June 3, 2024

pussy juice cocktail 

After engaging in sex and loading up your partners pussy with cum, proceed to go down on her to clean her up.
Man, After cumming inside this chick I went down on her and had the best pussy juice cocktail.

Mississippi Haunted House 

The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.
Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”

Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”

Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”
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