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descriptive noun: The butthole who always insists on having the last word, regardless of the validity of his arguement. Will insist the earth is flat, even as he sails over the horizon.
He's such an Iknowbutt! I told him he'd electrocute himself with the hairdryer in the bathtub, but he just said, "I know, but if I am really careful, I can just paralyze myself and get a big settlement from the hairdryer company."
Iknowbutt by Chellabella October 28, 2007

Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.
Jakarta Twizzler by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016
Two definition.
1:something you can give
2:something you can take

Pwnage is the quite hilarious and joyful event of being annihilated
or giving doom to another person, persons or non-person..Usually resulting in an after-death tea-bag, rape, or "thrown off a cliff" action
N00bish One-Dude did you totally see that pwnage??
N00bish Two- I wish I could, but your arse is bumping my facee
Pwnage by igetpwnedtoo January 31, 2008
Saying she is the most beautiful girl in the world is an understatement. She is a girl with a great personality, she may be a popular girl, but is truely shy until you bring her out of her shell. She is the one that you want your family to meet. She is the one that makes you melt everytime she makes eye contact with you.
Evan is the girls of my dream. She's the one that makes me be me. She is the one with the intentions to get the best out of you, when you don't even believe in yourself.
Evan by Lovetospoon November 18, 2010

Hobo-San 

A strong, but unattractive person. Like a Hobo in that is a San.
Dayum, Hobo-San you funky fresh.
Hobo-San by The king Cmoney October 19, 2015
Trolls are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter. The greatest concentrations of trolls can be found living in the Williamsburg, Wicker Park, and Mission District neighborhoods of major cosmopolitan centers such as New York, Chicago, and San Francisco respectively. Although "trollerism" is really a state of mind,it is also often intertwined with distinct fashion sensibilities. Trolls reject the culturally-ignorant attitudes of mainstream consumers, and are often be seen wearing vintage and thrift store inspired fashions, tight-fitting jeans, old-school sneakers, and sometimes thick rimmed glasses. Both troll men and women sport similar androgynous hair styles that include combinations of messy shag cuts and asymmetric side-swept bangs. Such styles are often associated with the work of creative stylists at urban salons, and are usually too "edgy" for the culturally-sheltered mainstream consumer. The "effortless cool" urban bohemian look of a troll is exemplified in Urban Outfitters and American Apparel ads which cater towards the troll demographic. Despite misconceptions based on their aesthetic tastes, trolls tend to be well educated and often have liberal arts degrees, or degrees in maths and sciences, which also require certain creative analytical thinking abilities. Cons...
Those trolls are always on their bikes.
Why do trolls dress nicely?
troll by rocketshark November 29, 2011
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