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Errol's Wife 

Errol's Wife is lit. She's easy on the eyes & what

I wouldn't do to call this Sweet Empress mine

My days are consumed with thoughts of her, I find it hard to concentrate at work as all I see is she. Then I wonder if this fool knows what him have? I fantasize about her all the time her face is the first thing I see when I wake up & last thing I see at night when I lay my head on my pillow. Does he ever look deeply into her eyes taking in the symmetry of her face & the perfectly placed beauty spot above her top lip?
What I wouldn't give to wake up next her every morning kissing her slowly & gently biting one lip at a time running my fingers over her spine
I would make it my life's work to please this lady I'm so in love with.
Non more foolish than the man who doesn't know what him have to lose!
Errol's Wife is so beautiful
Errol's Wife by Janet21 February 6, 2023

mystery men 

Three epic men in three epic colours (blue, pink and green) that started an epic trilogy in which there are epic stories are created. The mystery men also sparked a side trilogy which contains the epic stories of the mystery men and guests conquer skegvegas... THEN THE WORLD!
The mystery men conquered the world faster than hitler, communism and alexander the great combined.
mystery men by The Mystery Men March 26, 2019

movienight 

The boys gather to watch a movie. Often resulting in a boys night out on the town.
Lets have a movienight. I will bring a funnel, and monitor everyones drunkness
an act when playing a sport in which the offensive player makes the defending player look ridiculous by dangling him so hard
wow that was an amazing gles!
gles by gles June 22, 2010

agrabating

The act of masturbating while mad
Diego broke up with me and went with Hugo so I started agrabating.

- The Asian
agrabating by Glock35 May 19, 2015
We’re all cucks
“Teen in Berkley, Michigan hospitalized after mistaking a broken crack pipe for a regular crack pipe
Berkley by (Willy) March 19, 2019

Q's Greenland 

A person who lives in and makes videos about Greenland
Person 1: Man, I love watching Q's Greenland!
Person 2: I know, right? Her videos are so good!
Q's Greenland by ToeMayToe August 20, 2024
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