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A masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. Before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their anus, wick end first. Once inserted the internal head produced by the "candlers" anus causes the candle to soften' allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the "candle burner".

Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.

A female who is funny, pretty, sweet and caring with a very likable personality but sometimes when she isn't in the mood don't mess with her. She can be very shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her she is very outgoing. A night-owl definitely not a morning person. Kinda the kind of person that seems cold when you first meet but is actually very genuine but usually gets annoyed with indecisive people. A great friend and the best person to have around. People she adores brings out the best in her. She likes people who have a great personality. She won't talk much unless you're close to her in some way.

A portmanteau of “asshole” and “selfie” meaning a photograph of your asshole you take yourself, most likely with your cell phone camera.

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The skyhook is a move during tennis in which you give a skyhook overhead smash. It was used by Victoria Azarenka in the women's single US Open Tennis Championships in Queens City, New York.