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Morning Wood Fantasy.
You know, when you wake up and you're horny and you jack off. The MWF is the thing you think about whilst you do it.
1: "Dude, I had the weirdest MWF this morning. In it, I was like--"
2: "Please, no. Shut up. Now."
1: "--and then she was rubbing whipped cream on my nipples.... dude, what are you doing?"
2 yanks a sign post out of the concrete and breaks in the front of 1's skull.
2: "SHUT UP!!!"
MWF by Relyxer January 7, 2006
jay: aye jhit pass me a soda

kay: ard
Jhit by fantababy March 8, 2022

this is a mug 

guy1: this is a mug
guy2: yes
guy1: mug

Flaming Teddy Roosevelt 

Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.
One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead
Flaming Teddy Roosevelt by Dreznych December 11, 2010

Tanky Shelby 

Tanky Shelby
A young buck who has been making serious gains in the gym, while enjoying rocking a flat cap, skin fade, waistcoat and a fine silver pocketwatch on a weekend.
I see the young fella has been making serious gains in the gym, whilst rocking a vintage style. He reminds me of a young Tanky Shelby.
Tanky Shelby by ronolu December 16, 2019
App Development Company which founded by Sohrab Vahidli.
SHRApp is first App Development Company in Azerbaijan.
SHRApp by Azerbaijan Dictionary October 16, 2020
get you a kehyon these niggas are funny af extraordinarily tall about 5,10 can swim and above all else there just amazing extremely caring there good for naturally damn near everything if were being realistic there great friends as well.
dis nigga kehyon dick big just like his heart he makes all the milfs vaginal region sooky sooky if you catch my drift
kehyon by mufafasa November 23, 2021
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