Noun: Not to be confused with zoid, a zoyd is an incredibly dim idiot who often partakes in senseless and inane activities like daftly staring into space like an utter meathead.
That feeling when you're higher than Seth Rogan on 4/20 and your girl is riding you and you can only dead fish on the bed because your dick feels like it's a stick of butter that was microwaved for 10-15 seconds
Guys I had the best sex everlast night. She was on top and I had butterdick until I finished.