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turdfucker 

1. Person who is found to be generally undesirable or annoying.

2. Any one who proceeds in sexual activity with excrement. Turd (implying fecal matter) and fucker (one who fucks, engages in sexual intercourse) are combined to create a sense of one who procreates with dung.

3. Relates to one who proceeds in homosexual activity. Turd implies the leftover excrement in the anus of another man. When combined, turd and fucker translate into a word that means one who gives rather than recieves homosexual sphincter sex.
1. John pisses me off. What a turdfucker

2. John just stuck his phallus into Spunky's pile of feces. Must be a turdfucker.

3. John accepts anal penetration by Steve every week. Steve is theturd fucker.
turdfucker by donutoblivion October 25, 2006
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modern technology.
what used to be about speaking, volume and ears ("I'm all ears")
demands literacy nowadays
Hey, can we talk?
- Sure, I'm all eyes.
all eyes by Krkič November 28, 2019

Skunk project 

A plan where the government try's to jail people who haven't had a shower for a week.
"thank god the skunk project failed, my mate Jim's shower bust ages ago."
Skunk project by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

Malteaser 

A brunette girl, but with a very blonde mind. Therefor being brown on the outside, blonde inside.
Shes a total malteaser, brunette but thick as a blonde
Malteaser by rona8z November 22, 2009
When you're out drinking alcohol and have to take that first wee of the night, and therefore condemn yourself to regular visits to the restroom. (Once you pop, you don't stop).
"Dude, where are you going? You've just been to the bathroom"

"I can't help it, bro; I've pringled"
Pringled by ParaDiggle August 20, 2017
German word meaning Damn/Damned or Cursed
Die Hollandaise ist eine geniale Erfindung, sie schmeckt verflucht gut.
Die Tageszeitung (1995)
Die schöne Frau Gül raubt dem Nachbarstamm eine Rose, wird dafür verflucht und bringt ein schreckliches Schuppentier zur Welt.
Die Tageszeitung (1995)
Doch verflucht wie nach der gesamtdeutschen Stammtisch-Verbrüderung haben sich binationale Lebensgemeinschaften vorher nicht gefühlt.
Der Spiegel
Verflucht by Icathia January 9, 2021

aanestee 

is a pretty , smart , hot headed , friendly but NOT friendly girl she's very bold and outspoken she has a natural mean mug that intimidates many people she's very talented and a great friend she's known to keep her circle small and known to have alot of baes but loyal when she wants to be from time to time she can come off as aggressive but means no harm and many girls envy the way she is but she pays them no attention .
" omg who is that she's pretty but why she look so mad ? " " who , oh thats aanestee and she's not mad thats just her regular face she's coo tho . "
aanestee by river blank February 1, 2019