The most OP piece of shit ever in Call of Duty Modern Warfare. Before the great nerf, the bruin mk9 would basically laser you into oblivion it was a laser beam of doom until the great nerf and now they are useless in season 5 beyond

Replying all to an invite to an office teambuilding event with an acerbically terse declination of said invite.

A girl who swears she doesnt have a crush on him but she definitely does. She likes ginger people and is a racist

A mature woman (old enough to be the mother of a high schooler and usually the product of a failed marriage) who has kept themself in good enough shape and style to compete with the younger early to mid 20s females for the silver back males at bars. A cougar's sexual appetite demands a healthy physically fit mate. For this reason, cougars are especially attracted to younger males.

Cougars make great mates for younger males because they usually have their own house and no roommates, no interest in reproducing, their own alcohol, fake breasts, don't expect you to call the next day, and don't require much cuddling after a good one night stand.

Slap people named ky day. Anyone can slap any person named ky as much as they want on this day without getting in trouble.

* conjoining of "celebrities"and "vortex"; a whirlpool created by the collective presence of the vapid famous