Blonde girl from the south who is known for her drunken debauchery. At times, may utter false phrases such as "I wont take advantage of you, I wont.."
She has a tendency to ignore people, and in the midst of conversation may intercede by inferring what the topic was about, sometimes creating a hilarious awkward situation.
A Dorkathy also has good hearing. She complains about the slightest sounds, including her neighbor's music when turned down the the minumum.
She also will lure drunken Amish and Chilean boys into her room at night, in the hopes of having her way with them.

Abbreviated form of "Obligatory Gay Best Friend."
The homosexual male friend that a woman is practically expected to have anymore.

An attraction to soldiers or people in military uniform (any kinds of militant uniform)

though this falls under clothing fetishism umbrella. the most common preference that’s associated with military uniform is waffen-ss which is ‘Schutzstaffel’ uniform. yeah, speaking of literal nazi kink.

When a person tries all they can to groom a female so he can possibly sleep with them

horny goose during mating season

Astounded, in either a happy or unhappy way