Cuz on Cuz
When 2 cousins feel a connection and think its time to be more than just cousins. This leads to several occasions where one cousins mouth ends up on the others genitalias.
Cuz on Cuz by cuzoncuz69 November 4, 2010
Urban Dictionary
dookie
I love my dookie.
New Year's Adam
The day before New Year's Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and the need to be equitable in the new year's season, New Year's Adam creates further anticipation of New Years Day.
When is your family coming to our place?
On New Year's Adam and leaving January 5th.
New Year's Adam is the last chance to prepare for the New Year's Eve party.
On New Year's Adam and leaving January 5th.
New Year's Adam is the last chance to prepare for the New Year's Eve party.
New Year's Adam by IshF January 11, 2008
The Bonzi Approach
Overplanning. Pronounced “The BON-Zee Approach,” this technique involves mentally planning the exact sequence of events for the immediate future (such as what to do after getting out of bed), which usually takes more time than actually doing it.
Simon: I feel so organized! I used The Bonzi Approach this morning.
Charlotte: Is that why you were 70 minutes late?
Charlotte: Is that why you were 70 minutes late?
The Bonzi Approach by DennisInAtor February 26, 2023
hoidown
Baldie's Fruitcake
A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.
What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?
Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
Baldie's Fruitcake by Twaggy Smidgekin October 13, 2010
joocy
Adjective/Adverb
A highly versatile, flexible and all encompassing superlative used to indicate the quality, extent or some other subjectively measurable characteristic denominated in terms of "jooce". All things can be described in terms of joociness. It is this versatility that is probably it's greatest asset in everyday parlance.
Standard adjectival and adverbial suffixes can be applied. For example, joocy > joocier > and joociest.
Furthermore, in the written form, levels of jooce can be indicated by the addition of extra o's. For example, "joooooooocy" is much joocier than just "joocy". In the spoken form an elongated 'oo' sound to achieve the same end.
A highly versatile, flexible and all encompassing superlative used to indicate the quality, extent or some other subjectively measurable characteristic denominated in terms of "jooce". All things can be described in terms of joociness. It is this versatility that is probably it's greatest asset in everyday parlance.
Standard adjectival and adverbial suffixes can be applied. For example, joocy > joocier > and joociest.
Furthermore, in the written form, levels of jooce can be indicated by the addition of extra o's. For example, "joooooooocy" is much joocier than just "joocy". In the spoken form an elongated 'oo' sound to achieve the same end.
Example 1:
Rumoured to be heard by a Royal Guard at the London 2012 Olympics.
Queen Elizabeth II: "One can only believe that Jamaican runner Mister Bolt is the joociest athlete of all time."
Princess Kate: "One could only agree ma'am, and one would also go further to wager that he would give the stallions at Royal Ascot a run for their money in the sausage department. Nomsayin?"
Example 2:
Marcel: "Hey brah you should have seen Hannah's joocy gape after the late night BBC news edition."
Javier: "Gapers gonna gape brah."
Rumoured to be heard by a Royal Guard at the London 2012 Olympics.
Queen Elizabeth II: "One can only believe that Jamaican runner Mister Bolt is the joociest athlete of all time."
Princess Kate: "One could only agree ma'am, and one would also go further to wager that he would give the stallions at Royal Ascot a run for their money in the sausage department. Nomsayin?"
Example 2:
Marcel: "Hey brah you should have seen Hannah's joocy gape after the late night BBC news edition."
Javier: "Gapers gonna gape brah."
joocy by Lifestyle Specialist January 10, 2014