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Jamaican Bacon 

When you wrap bacon around your penis and dunk it in botters girlfriends anal cavity.
cunt i Jamaican baconed your bitch last night
Jamaican Bacon by iipezz December 17, 2012

Mark Sloan

Mark Sloan is a guy who builds Lego with his son, they both struggle while doing so. Mark Sloan is cool.
Omg is that mark sloan I love him!
He's so good at lego
Mark Sloan by PunkzXD April 18, 2022

National Hockey League 

The best sports league ever. Founded in 1909 as the National Hockey Association (NHA), the NHL is the second-oldest currently existing North American professional sports league, second only to the MLB. The NHL's championship trophy, the Stanley Cup, introduced in 1892, is the oldest currently existing championship trophy in North American professional sports. In 1926, with teams in Montréal, Boston, Ottawa, Pittsburgh, and Toronto, the NHL expanded to Chicago, New York City, and Detroit. The teams based in Toronto and Detroit changed their names to the Maple Leafs and the Red Wings, respectively, in the coming years. Having Ottawa and Pittsburgh folded, the New York Americans and Montréal Maroons were the only two teams left other than today's Original 6. Both folded because of World War II. The NHL would not expand again until 1967, with new teams in Los Angeles, St. Louis, Minnesota, Oakland, Philadelphia, and Pittsburgh. Later on, in 1979, the NHL merged with the World Hockey Association (WHA), giving the NHL teams in Winnipeg, Québec City, Hartford, and Edmonton. Winnipeg relocated to Phoenix, AZ, Québec relocated to Denver, CO, Hartford relocated to Greensboro, NC, and later to Raleigh, NC, and Minnesota relocated to Dallas, TX. In 2000, the NHL's last expansion year, a team was introduced to Columbus, OH, and the NHL was re-introduced to Minnesota. The Atlanta Thrashers relocated to Winnipeg in 2011.
Guy 1: "Did you watch that baseball game last night?"
Guy 2: "No, I watched the National Hockey League game!"
Guy 1: "OMG, me too!"
Guy 2: "Cool! High five!"
*High five*

Mindballs 

Mindballs are what you get when your cojones grow to such an alarming size that they take over every inch of the thought process. Having mindballs can be either temporary or permanent. This depends on the persons level of douchiness.
1. Dude, that guy just attacked Chuck Norris, he definitely has a severe case of mindballs.

2. I once hit on Jessica Alba due to a temporary onset of the mindballs.
Mindballs by Lendorien September 20, 2009
A nigga who eat pussy without expecting anything in return or getting nothing in return
You thought I was feeling you? That nigga ah munch!
Munch by biglipn September 5, 2022

Feed the Zombie 

When you defecate a large amount of stool with so much ferocity it could feed a zombie living in the toilet.
After that 6 pack of burritos I had to feed the zombie. The toilet was then clogged.
Feed the Zombie by dino9401 October 1, 2012
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