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A half erected, half cocked...cock. Usually appear in gym class, around semi attractive women, and rooms with slutty late-nite TXT commercials playing. A hybrid (if this is the right time for such a word) of a normal wang and your average boner. Alas! The wanger is born!
Ex. 1 :
Joey: Dude, I just saw Kelly wearing those short gym shorts and I got a wanger.
Chris: Why didn't you get a full boner?
Joey: I noticed she keeps missing some spots where she shaves her thighs...=(
*wanger fades*

Ex. 2:
Chris: I was flippin' through channels last night and one of those TXT SNIZZ commercials came on and gave me a wanger.
Joey: Really? Why not a full boner?
Chris: After the commercial, I noticed I stopped on Golden Girls and that killed it right away...=(
wanger by freqazoid March 5, 2008
A cousin who has the characteristics of a "bro"
My mother's nephew is such a brosin
Brosin by Blade Smith December 28, 2009
When something has festered beyond recognition creating a more than pungent smell it becomes a festurd.
What is that festurd in your bag? I can smell it from here.
It used to be an orange.
Festurd by Smellington October 12, 2021

Includesing

A creative way to describe inclusive singing – Maybe it refers to a style of singing that embraces all voices and styles. “Our choir focuses on includesing everyone, no matter their skill level.”
The school’s music program introduced includesing to encourage students of all abilities to sing together without fear of judgment.

His new album is a masterpiece of includesing, featuring diverse voices and cultures coming together in song.

“Includesing is about welcoming all voices into the music,” said Mr.Avanish, who coined the term in 2025.
Includesing by a_vanish February 22, 2025

Chocolate Sprinkles 

If a female has a substantial amount of hair in her nether reagion, she may be accused of having chocolate sprinkles.
You'd think she'd have a clean shave, but she had some serious chocolate sprinkles.
A beautiful girl that can do anything if only if she believes in herself! She got those gorgeous eyes that you get lost in, her voice it’s sweet like an angel. And her laugh is adorable even if she doesn’t see it. She is good looking and sexy has blonde hair/blue eyes (like oh myyyyyy 😍). Amy made a difference in my life, even from the 1st day I met her. (I still remember that shy cute girl). Amy is one in a million, there is no other girl like her. She is your ride or die and will always love and care for you. Amy loves going to concerts (she loves indie music) and exploring nature. And she’s extremely funny as well, she’ll joke with you and match your energy so every time you hang out it’s always a blast!. And shes really bad at playing pool even though she beat me a couple times. Just know that I “let you win”. And also call her “sweetheart” because she will melt (trust me she was like “what did you call meeeee???” And then we said it to each other all day. Oh and every time we just stared at each other in awe, she would blush, smirk and roll her eyes and say “stoppppp itttt” or “you just wanna be near me”. If you have Amy in your life hold on to her as long as you can and cherish every beautiful moment you have together

I wish I had more time with you, and I really miss you. And just know am always going to love you ❤️ (I hope we meet again).
Friend: you know Amy?
Me: Yeah Amy is cute
Amy by Cider123 October 1, 2024
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