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tardmuffin 

stupid, annoying, etc....

usually used to be kidding around, not to be mean or actually insulting someone
Leah:blah blah blah annoying babbling!!!
Me: Shut up ,you tardmuffin.. haha
tardmuffin by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005

Whorenuts 

A small undeveloped ball sack attached to a women that sleeps with married men. A.K.A. Home wrecker.
Look at the Whorenuts on on that Tripe Bitch. Lock up you’re man she’s got a pair of monster whorenuts.
Whorenuts by Big Hogan March 27, 2019

Loompoomp foot 

A debilitating health condition in which the feet are short, fat and hairy, with a high arch. Symptoms include constantly overheated feet due to poor temperature regulation abilities, and an obsessive urge to wet the feet before bed in a misguided attempt to attain optimal hydration. This leaves the feet smelling like soggy mothballs.

Not to be confused with chewed-up rat feet, where the toes are all different shapes, lengths and sizes and resemble the leavings of a rodent's breakfast, with a strong aroma of old milk.
Get those fat, wet feet out of my bed! You must have loompoomp foot!
Loompoomp foot by benbenefits April 9, 2020

bad ideas 

Morning after coffee beverage ritual to ease a crushing hangover.

Black Coffee + Whiskey
We filed into the hotel bar the next morning and gingerly embarked on a round of “Bad Ideas” before breakfast.
bad ideas by harmszone January 14, 2021
ur mom gey
Rishabh, ur mom gey
Rishabh by datcurryswag November 22, 2021
A person who can not be trusted around minors.
“Did you hear the news?” “Yeah what Ian did was really messed up”
Ian by ToxemicDaisy27 November 4, 2022
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