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KISS by Your real name 666 November 25, 2019

laptop hobo 

unemployed people who use their laptops for excessive periods of time, or all day, in a coffee shop because they're too poor for their own wifi
Barista #1 : "That guy in the corner has only bought one latte, and he's been here all day. He's been using the wifi to....... (watch porn, youtube, look for jobs ect.)"

Barista #2 :"Sounds like your classic laptop hobo."
laptop hobo by msdanger92 May 23, 2013
Something Deb says when she has lost her shit.
OMFG BMBK
bmbk by Johnb1972 May 14, 2022

Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey 

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.
The magical area between a womens legs.
I went and had my Vagish steamed today.
Vagish by Boredat work January 7, 2021
Corbyn’s are very funny. If you ever find a Corbyn, don’t let him go, they will help you with anything you need, although they get distracted easily. Corbyns are likely to be tall, and good looking, so if you spot or know a corbyn, you better claim your chance while you can. A corbyn can also be very smart but silly at the same time and doesn’t lie unless they really need to. They are trustworthy people, you can trust them with anything.
Marie: hey corbyn can I tell you a secret?
Corbyn: yeah of course I won’t tell anyone.
Corbyn by Niskam April 4, 2018
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