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A Queef that is performed while a woman is on her period causing an explosion of menstrual mess over any object or poor person who happened to be in the line of fire. A foul aroma usually lingering in the women's public restrooms at swapmeets, gas stations, rest stops and inner city fastfood joints that always smells like a combination of fishy period blood, stank coochie and dookie mixed with queef. see Latina bathroom
The walls on the bathroom had dried blood splattered as if some nasty hoe had busted queeriod on them!
Queeriod by ~Kung Fu Chick~ November 25, 2011

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When a dane is really bored.
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Spanish Shotgun 

When a car is packed with people to the extent that two people occupy the front passenger seat, the second person is said to be sitting "Spanish shotgun"
Driver - "Hey the back seat is full, you're gonna have to sit spanish shotgun
Girl - "Aww not on his lap, he smells like shittt"
Spanish Shotgun by Chapmannn March 23, 2009

dyson day 

a day that sucks continuously.

Like a Dyson vacuum, it never loses suction.
I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".
dyson day by KimmehG September 14, 2008
A stupid little prick with nothing good for him in the future. He is often seen outside medical centres drunk out of his mind. They are also known for long strains of high-pitched demonic screeching.
Look at that passed out guy in that alley!! Must be an Asheel
Asheel by BigShlong86 April 22, 2020

ventithewindfairingbard 

Literally THE venti of tiktok
No exceptions
Everyone knows them
Woah, is that @ventithewindfairingbard?!?

fucktard 

One who is extremely retarded.
"I just jizzed in my mom's hair while watching animals sex on Court TV!"

"Fucktard."
fucktard by Vinic March 31, 2003
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