So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny
The typical Doberman Pinscher dog. They're big, goofy, and dorky. Not the vicious killers stereotyped in movies, yet very excellent guard and protection dogs.
Chloe's is such a Doberdork because she's been hiding in the closet all day since she's afraid of the trash trucks. She's also been guarding a scrap of paper for an hour.