When an adolescent male spends the entire duration of its life sitting down on a gaming chair like the teenage Humpty Dumpty, causing a moon like Crater fossilized print of its ass deep into the layers of the chair, several years suffering with Grayson syndrome you could become locked into the shape of an "L" with spinal problems and poor digestion, could cause little pecker syndrome and chaffing of the anus to produce a milky green ooze to emit from the anal cavity.