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When an adolescent male spends the entire duration of its life sitting down on a gaming chair like the teenage Humpty Dumpty, causing a moon like Crater fossilized print of its ass deep into the layers of the chair, several years suffering with Grayson syndrome you could become locked into the shape of an "L" with spinal problems and poor digestion, could cause little pecker syndrome and chaffing of the anus to produce a milky green ooze to emit from the anal cavity.
by Niccnewman November 11, 2025
Get the Grayson syndrome mug.a weeble is a big boned, big bellied or a being with a big appetite. Often found in the Frac fields or Oil sand's feasting and gorging on anything edible. Their natural habitat is at work camps gobbling down copious amounts of food. They have a unique ability to constantly eat only allowing their jaws to stop chewing for a single breathe of oxygen. Lazy like a marsupial that lives in the trees of their food source weebles are alike, they often can be found carrying, lugging, hauling their massive food caches around with them wherever they go.
- Weebles are friendly while eating but can become aggressive when their food source is threatened or lack of food exists.
- If you have or know a weeble you should make sure you keep it well fed or the potential for a personal weeble attack will heighten with each second the weeble is without food.
- do not pet weebles.
- Weebles are friendly while eating but can become aggressive when their food source is threatened or lack of food exists.
- If you have or know a weeble you should make sure you keep it well fed or the potential for a personal weeble attack will heighten with each second the weeble is without food.
- do not pet weebles.
by Niccnewman August 6, 2024
Get the weeble mug.A dumb Numby is a unique and mystical creature which is the direct offspring of inbreeding skin walkers, they are often found with severe psychological problems which disturb the natural evolution of the species, they are often found with narrowed outlooks and understanding of concepts, their mentality is often strictly negative, causing self destructive traits early in it's metamorphic state. The creatures are lacking the metaphysical traits skin walkers utilize causing them to stick to a more mundane/mortal way of changing shape which involves the dumb Numby lubricating it's head with coconut oil and entering an unexpecting host threw the anal cavity then slowly consuming the human host from the inside out turning them into an involuntary ass puppet.
I was sitting around watching Tv then all of a sudden a blue creature with a shiny head ran head first into my ass hole causing it to disappear through the orifice of my ass! Must be a dumb Numby!
by Niccnewman October 29, 2025
Get the Dumb Numby mug.a weeble is a big boned, big bellied or a being with a big appetite. Often found in the Frac fields or Oil sand's feasting and gorging on anything edible. Their natural habitat is at work camps gobbling down copious amounts of food. They have a unique ability to constantly eat only allowing their jaws to stop chewing for a single breathe of oxygen. Lazy like a marsupial that lives in the trees of their food source weebles are alike, they often can be found carrying, lugging, hauling their massive food caches around with them wherever they go.
- Weebles are friendly while eating but can become aggressive when their food source is threatened or lack of food exists.
- If you have or know a weeble you should make sure you keep it well fed or the potential for a personal weeble attack will heighten with each second the weeble is without food.
- do not pet weebles.
- Weebles are friendly while eating but can become aggressive when their food source is threatened or lack of food exists.
- If you have or know a weeble you should make sure you keep it well fed or the potential for a personal weeble attack will heighten with each second the weeble is without food.
- do not pet weebles.
by Niccnewman August 6, 2024
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