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Smurfadies 

Little leeches that suck onto your skin and don't let go until every drop of blood is out of your body. If taken off early will cause disease.
Dad: Watch out for smurfadies son.
Son: DAD SMURFS DONT EXIST!!!
Dad: Not Smurfs, Smurfadies, little bloodsucking monsters that will give u AIDS

gobblesmack 

The overwhelming feeling you get when you realised you messed up.
"OH GOBBLESMACK I FORGOT MY WALLET"
gobblesmack by el.mingo June 8, 2020

cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight
“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily”

November 9

National text @heluvsjas on instagram day
p1:i followed and text jas today on insta
p2: "oh yeah, its november 9th!"
November 9 by heluvsjas November 9, 2020

P.U.M.A. 

Peaceful

Unity
Martial
Arts

A Self-defense program started by Jeff Goven, The Grapplin' Chaplain, at Unity Church of Muskegon, MI in 2013.
THUG: Give me your wallet!

P.U.M.A. GAL: I guess it's PUMA time!
P.U.M.A. by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017

Dad Rizz 

When a dad has some charm talking to people, usually from years of experience and old stories.
My dad talked to this cutie on our commute, "I was here in 87' this and I went to Paris in 92' that." Old man has some Dad Rizz in him.
Dad Rizz by Flimflambam May 20, 2023
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